All Girls Weekend full movie review - So good, you'll soil yourself!
Exactly what level of delusion, shamelessness, and overall stupidity does it take to produce work of this caliber and actually want to attach your name to it? Anyone else with work of this quality would be producing under a fake name. But not this lady.
And the budget, $1,000,000. Really? Where did the other $9,998,000 go? If that budget is correct, her skills are obviously mostly geared towards getting foolish investors to part with their money. They must be pretty angry right about now.
There aren't too many films with less than a 3 star rating here, since even the dumbest viewers will vote up bad films because they were entertained, and because they don't know any better. But when you can't even fool the dumb ones? Welcome to the world of Lou Simon. A director, writer, producer....who isn't very good at writing, producing, or directing.
And that's really putting it mildly.
But my curiosity got the better of me, and I decided to download and watch it.
Like everyone else, I of course didn't make it all the way through to the end. Who could? Maybe a child with assburgers syndrome might be able to, but I just can't believe an adult of normal, above average, or even slightly below average intelligence could stomach this amateur film, or any of her other fabulous projects.
Which reminds me. There was a girl in town many years ago, who used to introduce herself as a "Director/writer". She was always meeting with people, discussing projects, trying to put crews together, and submitting her screenplays. She did this every hour of every day. She had every single skill you could want as a director/writer.
...except any directing/writing skills of any kind.
People were shocked when they saw her first project. It was similar in quality to this film from Lou Simon. After a while, she disappeared. No one wanted to meet with her or discuss projects anymore, after they'd seen the quality of her work. The actors were angry, the crew was angry, everyone felt they were deceived, and that their time was wasted on the project of a film maker who wasn't actually a film maker at all. But rather, someone with all the requisite motivation, but none of the skills. She was in love with the idea of being known as a director and writer, which is something about this Lou Simon which reminds me of her.
Usually, it only takes one sub-sub-sub-par project before you wear out your welcome with investors, crews, and even actors. So it is surprising this woman has completed so many horrible projects. Does she perhaps have a rich relative? That certainly would explain everything.
See this film! Mostly, as a lesson on how not to direct, how not to record sound, how not to light, how not to cast, how not to edit, and plenty more "nots". There is not a single area of production which is of quality. In fact, there is not a single area of production which is even mediocre. It's all amateurish in every way. You'd think her films might get better with time, right? Well, no. Makes you wonder what her friends and family actually say to her after seeing her projects. "Great job", most likely. Sucks to be surrounded by people who only tell you what you wish to hear.
I'll be curious to see how many more of these horrible films she can possibly manipulate investors into funding. Just like I did with her other films, I'll happily watch 5 minutes of them all.
Any more, and it just ruins a persons day.
To Lou I say.....Great Job!