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An action-packed horror comedy, BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS stars Fran Kranz as Evan, a dutiful and overworked employee stuck at a soul-killing corporation with his beautiful co-worker and girlfriend Amanda (Emma Fitzpatrick) and his slacker best friend Tim (Joey Kern). Evans world begins to crumble when Amanda dumps him and his boss Ted (Joel Murray) hands his coveted promotion to his nemesis Max (Pedro Pascal). When his office mates start going through disturbing changes, Evan must find a way to stop the evil brewing admist the cubicles, and rescue his workplace pals before his life and career go from dead-end... to just dead.


Quality: HD []

Release: Sep 04, 2015

IMDb: 5.9

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Bloodsucking Bastards full movie review - A Workplace Comedy You Ddidn't Think You Nedded, Boasting a Satirical Intelligence that's Even Sharper Than its Blood-Coated Fangs

Reviewed by: Dare Devil Kid (DDK)

Rating: 4/5 stars

Haven't we all become bloodsucking drones, clocking in countless hours of work to achieve that next (meaningless) goal just to keep the numbers crunching and dollars flowing (most of which the average worker won't see)? The horror of "Bloodsucking Bastards" is not found through vampire bites, but in stinging corporate satire that seems too smart for a horror comedy, and too damn real.

Written by the L.A. comedy troupe Dr. God, "Bloodsucking Bastards" follows a struggling sales department in desperate need of revitalization. Evan (Fran Kranz) has hopes of one day removing the "Acting" from his "Acting Sales Manager" title, but his boss Ted (Joel Murray) appears to have other plans. Ted announces that Evan's college rival, Max (Pedro Pascal), will be overhauling the department in order to achieve new levels of success. Max is confident, slick, intelligent, and perfect for the job, but when the company's biggest slackers start disappearing or abandoning their mediocre ways for a more cutthroat approach to telesales, Evan believes something sinister is afoot. Like, everyone-in-the-office- is-a-vampire level of sinister.

What we have here is a total package ? laughs, chills, gore, and personality. The settings don't reach farther than an office supply closet, the sales floor, a file storage room, and the building's parking garage, but location restrictions mean nothing when working off of a tightly written screenplay. Quality is quality no matter what your budget is, as the (viscera-soiled) cream always rises to the top!

The first act of "Bloodsucking Bastards" is a bit like a more grounded episode of "Workaholics", but as the vampire theme starts to slowly creep in, comedic elements don't wane in response. Action sequences are balanced dutifully with hilarious nods to anything you might learn in Management 101, like Max explaining to a vampire underling that it's important not to micromanage your employees while his vampiric workers are locked in a gooey battle with Evan and his team. It's a bit of horror comedy that would make Mike Judge ("Office Space", "Beavis and Butt-Head") blush, and it never backs down from keeping an ongoing connection between business ethics and ghoulish monsters.

More importantly, "Bloodsucking Bastards" doesn't skimp on any of the bloodsucking?or bastardization. You'll be happy to know that Evan is forced to fight his way through now-turned former employees alongside his crush, Amanda (Emma Fitzpatrick), and buddy, Tim (Joey Kern), but you'll be even happier knowing that each vampire explodes upon death with their blood splattering all over.

As expected, many office tools are utilized when dispatching each vampire, from paper cutters to fire extinguishers, and never once does the bloodshed feel repetitive or mundane. As the action gears up, and the supply closet is raided for vampire-hunting gear, the film sinks its teeth into toxic elements of office culture, such as the trampling of individuality in favor of productivity, or simply how no one ever bothers to learn the janitor's name. Director Brian James O'Connell showcases the ability to make such a small film feel immensely bigger in scope, turning a no-frills office setting into your cleaning lady's worst nightmare. Horror fans are not ignored for cheap laughs, proving that Dr. God respects all their audiences equally.

The trio of Fran Kranz, Emma Fitzpatrick, and Joey Kern are the glue that binds the film, but so many supporting talents ensure this collection of workers provides steady entertainment whether they're killing time or killing each other. Justin Ware and Michael Hughes embody every workplace's archetypal slackers, playing video games instead of crushing sales calls, but Joey Kern is their hilarious slacker lord.

If there's one scene-stealer to point out, it obviously involves Kern, who couldn't be bothered by the vampire outbreak spreading around him. His lazy acceptance of this horrifying scenario is a special brand of comedy, transcending the levels of "fucks given" into a land well beyond "zero" ? all he cares about is clocking out at 5:00 p.m. and blacking out at Kelly Clarkson concerts. If that's not a comment on how mind-numbingly complacent we've become while manning empty, unfulfilling duties, I don't know what is.

While you'll probably be too busy laughing hysterically or cringing at each gross vampire explosion, there are plenty of other hidden treats throughout this sublime horror comedy worth catching a glimpse of. Do yourself a favor and take a look at the extra office workers who fill cubicles next to the main characters. I'm not telling you WHAT to look for, but I promise you'll get a few extra laughs given a keen, observant eye. These Dr. God cats thought of everything, and enhance the most mundane moments when you least expect it.

Vampires are back, people. They might not be scaring us around every turn, but with movies like "What We Do In The Shadows" and "Bloodsucking Bastards", I'll take having fanged comedians over the young-adult-fantasy versions tweens dream about. Add in an office setting, because someone finally connected stereotypical, bloodsucking, upper corporate hierarchy with actual bloodsuckers, and you've got a pretty damn funny horror flick. Work sucks, but Dr. God elevates that statement to gleefully vicious levels of genre- smashing beauty.

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