Emelie full movie review - This Film is so Lame.
There was nothing to this film.firstly this is Not a horror film.there was Nothing horrifying about it. And the Villain played by Sarah Bloger is Lame.
I found her to be a total Joke and she was Never scary. She was weird but not scary and definitely not strong.speaking of villains there are Dozens of better ones than her.I can think of Hundreds of bad guys that could kick the Crap out of this girl in Five Seconds!!!.
The Girl is Lame and she's a stupid pipsqueak and I certainly was Not impressed by her,and I Hope more people don't give her the Pass and say she's scary because she is definitely NOT scary.
This film is a joke.The script is flat and uninteresting the characters are Meh. The directing was nothing special.the cinematography was Nothing special. The Film is predictable and clichéd.we've all seen this movie done Before and there are other movies that have this Plot that are Better!.This film is also similar to home alone and that's a better movie than this too.
I knew this film wouldn't be a great film but I at least expected an Average film and I didn't even get that.No instead I got a bellow Average Film with no Scares and No Thrills.this film is classed as a thriller but there is nothing Thrilling about it. The Story is pretty generic and Run of the mill.its just about a babysitter who looks after three kids and surprise surprise we find out she's a Creepy Weirdo.which we all saw in the trailers anyway so there was no surprise and no suspense. If you've seen the trailer you've seen the whole movie.the trailer gave away almost everything.
The babysitter gave herself a fake name so the parents wouldn't know who she was which was predictable. This entire movie is predictable.The film also has no tension and I could tell they were trying to put tension in the film but it just fell flat and did Not work. There are also weird scenes in the film,there is a scene where the babysitter is sitting on the toilet and she asks some 11 year old boy to get her a tampon!?. Why the Hell would she ask him to do that???.the tampons were right in front of her she could have got them herself but instead she makes the boy get them.I got the strangest feeling that this girl was a child predator by the way she kept looking and smiling at the two boys and I found that disturbing and creepy.
I will give Sarah BLoger this much,I thought her acting was Okay and she was convincing as a creepy disturbed person.but that's where the pros for this movie end because I can't think of anything else that was good in this movie. The acting was okay from the children I guess but that doesn't save the film.its still a Lackluster Movie. All that happens is the girl forces the children to watch bad things and do bad things and she basically influences them and she tries to make them believe that its okay to do bad things. The 11 year old likes her at first but then by the end of the movie he finally realises she's bad and he tries to protect his brother and sister from her.of course by this point the damage is already done.All this Film tries to do is Shock its viewer and it Fails.Putting animal cruelty in the movie to try and shock us was an Epic Fail.
I Never felt sorry for the babysitter and her back story was Boring.just because you had a bad past that doesn't give you the right to bully children or Flirt with them.that's just Sick and I thought she was Sick. The fight the babysitter had with the other babysitter was Really Lame and it was so Dark you couldn't see what was going on. The Director of this Film didn't know what the hell he was doing.the writing was Lazy too. Usually when there is a fight scene I would like to actually SEE The Fight.but all I saw were two shadows rolling on the floor and a lot of Darkness. By the way none of the Neighbors hears any of the screaming coming from the house either which is just plain stupid.I guess they were Deaf or something. The only okay part in this movie is when the boy shoots firecrackers into the girls face.but that's it. Of course we have to have the sequel bait Ending where the babysitter Gets away!. (EPIC FAIL).
Overall this is a Poor Lackluster Film and I Don't Recommended it.