Final Girl full movie review - So god awful it made me cringe several times through the film.
This film has absolutely no business existing whatsoever. It's an insult to good films like Hannah and otherwise thrillers with action features.
This is so cheap. So ridiculous. So insulting to whoever goes to see it and expecting a work of art or at least entertainment.
The plot is beyond paper thin. No actually scratch that. There is NO plot. No Story. Nothing. This here...is somebody wanting to run around like a maniac and swing an axe screaming on repeat like a broken record "You Babylonian whore" Over and over.
Thats it. Thats all there is to say about the story. Other than the fact... that you will see various things through the film and guess what, my dear reader. YOU WONT BE TOLD WHY ANY OF IT HAPPENS. Whatesover. If you expect to be enlightened... haha. Stay away, buddy. Don't even come here hoping to find out Head from Tail in this utterly non-sensical piece of garbage.
Now to the very highlight of this "film's" badness.
The acting. This...pitiful... unrealistically, masterful example of how NOT to act...EVER... I barely have words to describe. There are constant flashbacks which make zero sense unless you assume these killers have a moral quarrels doing what they do. Which is in no way the case based on what we've seen. The character personalities are laughably bad and rushed.
Annoyance. Retardedness. Overacting on steroids. Horrific casting. These are subjective features I experienced watching it. I personally found the erratic screaming, silly grinning and utter non-sensical characters to be most... displeasurable. And that is a very very gross understatement.
But about the very idea of this...whatever it is.
I believe this "director" and these "writers" were contacted by the agents of these actors and asked if they could cook up a real pile of #### so the "stars" could run around the forest all dressed up and kill each other whilst acting in the most confusing, silly and flat out brain damaged manner... they could possible imagine themselves portraying.
Yea. Thats what you'll find here. The start of this had me going:"Ohhh this looks good. 4.6 on IMDb? I don't see it. Wes Bentley is here. Abigail Breslin... this is interesting..." Well that lasted for about 15-20 minutes and it all went downhill from there.
Like the other reviews said, there is NO story at all to be found here. Its this "directors" first film but that is no excuse at all for making this film this way.
I don't know what else to highlight. There is so little here. No Story. No replay-value at all. Poor acting. Everything is non-sensical. It offers nothing new to the table at all. Packed with clichés. I'm really trying to argue why whoever reads this should under no circumstance pay to watch this... ever.
The artistic feature of this is insulting. If this was more rough and down to earth realistic or some gang flick about hating and proving your macho whatever nonsense...this could actually work. But that is not the case. You got a poor as #### story with a "Artistic" paintjob trying to patch up the damage that is the very film's EXISTENCE.
Maybe I've accomplished that. Maybe not. For the love of god if you choose to please for your own sake watch it online for free. You won't get your moneys worth here. I can guarantee you that unless you have no standards for decent or just tolerable film making whatsoever.
Its my personal opinion that this is complete garbage and a blatant cash-in for everyone involved. Because the alternative is to consider that someone wrote this and believed this would be a good film. That is just too unthinkable and hilarious to even take seriously.
Thats my personal review of this film. My thoughts during watching this. Bottomline: Complete garbage. Obvious cash-in on the ignorant. Stay far away and do under no circumstance pay to watch something so poor as this.