The Ouija Experiment 2: Theatre of Death full movie review - Worst. Horror. Movie. Ever.
While the first "Ouija Experiment" already wasn't a good movie, it was fairly entertaining in some sort of ways. It was bad, but well, many horror movies are bad.
I mean, if you guys read this review, you probably are die hard horror movie fans just like me and have seen your fair share of bad movies, and you got along with it.
Meaning we all know that there can be "bad horror movies", that can still be enjoyable to watch.
And then there is this movie.
I have NEVER ever seen a worse movie, and I have seen some pretty tough underdog stuff, B-Movies, student projects, and, being an absolvent of a film school, tons of amateur projects. Even the worst, untalented, most stupid of those flicks was better than the Ouija Experiment 2.
The actors are horribly bad, every single one, and some are even so bad, that I wondered from time to time, if this is meant to be a parody. Even the few extras suck. The characters all were horribly unlikable by the way. I have no idea how anyone could cast some of these actors, or which actress would sleep her way "up" to get into this crap of a movie.
The sound editing is the true horror in this movie. Audio is often not even near being in sync with the video, there are strange breaks that make you think in the beginning, something's off with your TV, and often video and audio just don't match. I laughed so hard, when the blonde chick fired a gun, LOL !!! That was pure comedy.
This editing ! Scenes with a "monster behind the girls", when you clearly see no one is behind them, then a close cut on the "ghost", then back to the 2 girls. Did the film makers think the movie is for 5 year olds, who might - or might not - fall for this? OMG ! This was like "now I need this picture. Oh, they did not film it. Well then, I'll just edit something in between, whatever, no one will see this anyways." "Oh yes, they will". "What do you mean? This is NOT just for yourself at home? Oo"
Did I mention that the characters were so horribly unlikable, that I wished every second for a gruesome, slow death for them?
There is no plot, and this poor excuse of a story has nothing to do at all with Ouija boards. I think there are 10 seconds about that topic in the movie. To be frankly honest, I have seen porn with better plots and dialogues, and it had better actors. (and more likable characters, if ya know what I meaaaaaan xD)
The "Special FX" (they do NOT deserve getting called special. Or FX) were laughable - I do better with AfterEffects in 2 hours, and I am not a professional, just a passionate amateur. But I could do better, and this is not exaggerating - I mean it. The effects will not totally be Hollywood, but better than anything in this movie...
So, run. If you are confronted with some strange need to see this movie, run, like you never run in your life before. Don't give in to the temptation - it's not worth your time. It's precious lifetime, and even, I don't know, listening to grass growing has more tension than anything in "Ouija Experiment 2"
My gosh, I have no idea how I was able to watch this nonsense to it's end...